Top Ten Things Not To Wear On Your Head

10. Your spiffy new chewed bubble gum hat.
9. A rotting carcass (any animal).
8. Underwear (especially briefs).
7. One of those neato fish hats.
6. A nacho hat.
5. Two words -- Cheese head.
4. Duct tape.
3. Plastic shopping bags.
2. Montreal Expos hat.
1. Someone elses toupee.

By Darin and Lee

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