Top Ten Signs Your School Is In Trouble

10. Your school dress code consists of black trenchcoats and army boots.
9. Your principals stop coming to school.
8. Bars are out on windows....for your protection (yea sure)
7. Your absentee list is averages over 400 a day.
6. Everyone has their own little hit list.
5. Condoms can be purchased in your Lance® vending machines.
4. There are more police officers in school than students
3. Kids roaming the halls are shot....in the foot
2. Your school's name is Columbine (mean, I know)
1. Hourly cavity searches given by the janitor

By Darin

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